“Oh, we totally do.”
why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
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Gentlemen: You are never the little spoon. She is your jetpack. Squeeze her hands and make rocket noises.
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| — | Elliott Mizuki by far the best auto text replier I have ever met. (via visualamor) |
I’m for abortion. If you can’t love your kid, don’t have it because it will grow up and kill us.
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| — | John Waters (via monstersarereaaal) |
